Q: Someone told me I am ‘3 workouts away from being a dude’ A: If that’s a guy he’s being rude, he’s not flirting, no guy who wants to bone a chick will let her know she’s close to becoming a dude. Since I know your not on the juice, he’s just an asshole. Here is […]
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An Oklahoma woman is accused of hiding a loaded gun in her vagina and methamphetamine in her buttocks. The weapon was discovered during a search of Christie Dawn Harris by a female officer with the Ada Police Department, according to a police report obtained by The Smoking Gun website. The officer wrote she noticed the
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Good, I made the mistake of drafting him in my fantasy league, he sucked. He went from the best kicker in the NFL to a clown. @AdamSchefter San Francisco 49ers announced they have released K David Akers.
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Q: Have you ever had impure thoughts about Tera M***ers ? Did you ever ? Juan via FB A: If you think, oral sex is impure, i’m guilty, but I also have thoughts about Tera, more pure thoughts, pure torture. 🙂
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Q: Did Meni ever hook up with one at the AVN awards? (Juan via FB) A: Oh boy, let me think, yes. One year Vegas resident who I knew from back in NH, she was like 16 when I was 25? so she must have been 22 or 23. (married ssshh). I made out with
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Q: meni, ive been told I’m too sexy, is there anything i can do to mitigate this issue? M.S. via FB A: Hold on, 1. Make less severe, serious, or painful: “he wanted to mitigate misery in the world”. To me if you wanna be less sexy, tell me you like Glenn Beck, that kills
Q: “why is the sky blue” original question boy A: “A clear cloudless day-time sky is blue because molecules in the air scatter blue light from the sun more than they scatter red light. AND cuz Aliens are playing a movie in the sky, but we are on the other side of the screen, the
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