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Q: "Do you go to UMass? You look familiar: anonymous
A: "No I don't. But if you want me to, I'l go to UMass, do you have a place for me to stay overnight? Are all the guys at UMass really minutemen? hee hee"

Q: "WHAT MAKES YOU AN EXPERT? WHY WOULD ANYONE LISTEN TO WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY??" CURIOUS IN BOSTON
A: "Where do I say I'm an expert? Although I know more about the game of life than 99% of the people out there. Ask me a question, I bet I help you out, one way or the other. By the way, are you cute?"
Follow up: Q: "Ok so your not an expert. What do you do when you want sex all day long but no one to have it with???" Curious in Boston
A: "What do I do? Or what do you do? I don't want sex all day long. If you do, and you are in Boston, take 93 north"

Q: "Hey Meni, just to tell you, your daughter is adorable. Oh and i have this question... do you consider bedroom eyes a turn-on? Because guys always seem to compliment me on the large bedroom eyes, and especially ass. And what are your biggest turn ons (towards you)? Well, maybe thats self-explanatory... but thanks anyway :)~" ludacris east coast chick
A: "Thanks. Bedroom eyes are a turn on, aren't mine? hee hee. Turn ons? You!!! IM me, Meni69"

Q: "Hey i was just curious what type of music do you listen to and artists? "heehee"" Jersey Girl
A: "Bon Jovi, and Bruce Springsteen. Just kidding, hee hee, OK I just made some CDs, and I put on them, Simon Says, Fear Factory, Clutch, Chemical Brothers, Crystal Method, Drowning Pool, Disturbed, D-12, and some techno, and some rap. Got a pic? hee hee"

LMAO in GA writes: "Meni, I just gotta say this site is pretty kick ass! I notice a lot of morons like to diss you just because they can do it without you ever knowing who they are. Don't ever quit working on this site, its full of funny shit,and have even seen some good advice come out of it one way or another.  Keep up the good work!! you are "The Whole Fucking show""

Meni responds: "Thanks, and have you ever had to climb a water tower to defend your sister's honor? hee hee"

Gems

Q: "Can i please ask.....has a guy ever prematurely ejaculated with you? how quick was the quickest? what happened? what happened? what did you say when it happened? was he embarrassed? what did you tell your friends? honestly....please please be brutally honest....." vance
A: "I was passed out, camping!"

Comment: "meni, you are the biggest fucking faggot. i hate you man. this web page is the biggest fucking waste of time. too bad morgan has to put up wit ur shit. i feel sorry for that little girl. man u are a fag." dabitchwhothinksmeniisafuckinghomo
Meni's response: "Waste of time? for me? or you? Sure I put in a good 1 hour a year on this site. Yet tons of people visit and read every week. I don't advertise the site, lots of repeat and referrals. Are you a chick? Are you related to me? Ok Sparky Fun Talking to YOU"

Q: "Dude- you know you have been in love! You can now tell everyone that you met me and cant stop thinking about me! you know whats up!" PimpGirl

A: "I did fall in love, but you're married, so I fell out when I found out. See its easy"

Q: "It seems like everytime I read your site you always cut up relationships. Have you ever been in love or are you currently married?" Carolyn

A: "I am divorced. The jokes about marriage, ARE TRUE. Why not stay single, meet new people, have fun? Maybe settle down at 40. Have I been in Love? hmm, I assume Lust. Since Love lasts forever, and I'm currently not in love with anyone. Got a pic? hee hee"

"Meni, people ask you questions and then you treat them like shit. You are a fucking dick head. You need to find some real pussy besides your mom. Well i get your moms pussy every night fucker." Kyle OHIO

Meni responds: "Kyle, Kyle honey, marry my mom. I want a Daddy, a Daddy to discipline me"

I reserve the right to not answer, stupid questions. You want a bigger dick? click the link below. You want to find the clit? I have answered that question multiple times.

"What's up meni, I grew up on the west side probably ran into you before, Glen told me to say what's up and to drop you a e-mail, by the way this sight is excellent for all. Well gotta bounce see ya on the rebound.

Manchester NH bigpoppa, friend of lampdog. PEACE"

See you out bro

"MENI You are one Funny Mutha Fuckah!
I wish it was summer
Canadian"

"WOW
How is someone so beautiful???
Pokie, CANADA
P.S. yes, i'm a female!"

"Oh yeah, Meni, you're cute...that's all." KillaCaliBallaChic

"I found your page by accident awhile ago, and It cracks me up! Keep up the good work! I put your link on my page!" Xsincitygirl

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    From a Loyal Visitor:
"Not really a question, just a comment.  You asked if you were good looking, I answered, if you're the "whole fucking show" why do you crave PITY? So many feel bad for you, next time you're treating some lady like dirt, remember that old saying ""what goes around, comes around"".  It's too bad some people get off on taking out their own insecurities on innocent victims.  Let's all hope you have stock in a Condom company."

MOM?????

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