Meni

You don’t know if an apple’s rotten
’Til you take a bite
You don’t know if there’s breakfast comin’
’Til you spend the night

And I’m sure Meni kiss his share of frogs
Before his time is done
The world is full of strippers
and Meni's trying to fuck every one

Meni was oh-so-generous
Much more than you would think
He didn’t have a license
But he still drove the strippers to drink

And the strippers had no insecurities
So Meni gave me some of his
But the strippers didn’t need his sorrow, man
They're strippers as it is

You don’t know if the beer is bitter
’Til you buy a glass
You don't know if your peace of mind
Is just a piece of ass

And I’m sure Meni kiss his share of frogs
Before his time is done
The world is full of strippers
and Meni's trying to fuck every one

Vincent Vega

Q: "How can anyone ask or wonder if Meni's gay? Can't you read??? Maybe I'd take it personal...... why spend it if he doesn't have to ???? Are you that way everywhere you go Meni????" anonymous
A: "Thanks, I'm not cheap, I just don't buy dances for myself, and considering the number of dancers I know, I am doing fine that way. I do buy dances for friends and even strangers some time."

Q: "all this talk about meni getting some, i see him looking at strippers, i see him talking to strippers, i see him nursing his absolute but never closing the deal... whats up with that, is he gay?" anonymous pussy
A: "Are you his roommate? How do you know what he does? Who he does? Where you with him last night??????? He's not gay, but his boyfriend Ramone is"

Q: "I see that when you respond to questions people ask about meni and girls, it is all negative. From what I can see he really cared for an ex-g. Do you know anything about that relationship? Martha, Chicago
A: "Meni never talked about the relationship to me. Am I negative? Nope"

Q: "I can relate to how meni feels about relationships but wasn't he in love w/his wife or anyone prior to her?" anonymous
A: "Love, if it exists, lasts forever. He's not in love now, so no, he wasn't in love before, he might have been in lust. Here's a test, if you think you love someone, recall if you slept with them on your first date. If you did, you are in LUST."

Q: "Please help me to understand where the hell all of Meni's ISSUES come from? He's been married, obviously to the wrong girl but I'd take it has a beautiful child out of the marriage. He seems to love his family, friends and himself but often compares ""love"" in a relationship to those same feelings. Does he realize they should be different? All the feelings of trust, protection, affection, etc. should be similar but the feeling of true love is extremely different than anything I think he's known. I'm no love godess but in a way I feel bad that he is or has missed out on how wonderful life can be and how great it can be to love someone in a special way. I've had my share of 1 night stands, short term and long term relationships but I feel we should all grow out of that. It feels absolutely wonderful to do all the wild shit I've ever thought with the man that rocks my world and he should allow himself to feel the same. Strip bars, I love to watch him watch her, maybe I'm weird. I love to make him want me more. I kept my guard up for a long time but now that it's down and I know their is so much I have yet to learn. Reading alot of this web site makes me wonder if alot of guys are just chicken. You think maybe it's all about the fear of being hurt? Do you like to be alone? Do you want to lay in bed at night and laugh hysterically? Do you know what that feels like? Do you ever just want someone you feel comfortable with to give you a total body massage and then drive to the beach,all weak and aroused to recieve oral sex all the way there? Get there and screw around there, go home and go to bed and never think of another chick cuz the one your with keeps you too busy thinking about her? Hailey, NJ
A: "Meni does not believe in monogamy. He has lost his faith in love apparently. Not love for family, friends, and himself which he has in abundance but the love that allows one person to think they can find all the sexual satisfaction in another and no other. Meni wants to fuck a different girl every night. Maybe its a phase. Maybe he will be a perpetual bachelor. But for the time being Meni is not going to be tied down for anyone. Monogamy is for the weak. They have become lazy and boring. Single people laugh at them, other couples share their pain. Even our most reknowned relationship experts have come to the conclusion that monogamy is an outdated. It was ok when our life expectancy was 30, but c'mon, you think you want to be with the same person for nearly 100 years now??? You can tell me anything you want, how much you love your man, how much you satisfy him, blah, blah, blah, but theminute i put a smoking chick in his lap he ain't gonna waste a second to get on it. Its biological. Don't fuck with nature.

Q: "Meni sounds like he has been hurt before but some of his answers, is he married, every been or is he involved or every been in love" RT, FL
A: "Meni is divorced, he doesn't believe in love, and he was hurt, 1986, January, broken leg playing a pickup football game."

Q: "Does Meni suck ass? Oh wait, I can answer that one for myself! Hehe." Danielle, Ontario, Canada
A: "Are you the Danielle Meni nailed in .... oops, Montreal is in Quebec."

Q: "Do you think people are really sending Meni question or is he making them up? J.G.
A: "How dare you question the great Meni. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain"